The barrel-carrying hand truck arrived Thursday evening. Bright red, four wheels, safety strap and kickstand, this mighty dolly is welded metal and rated for a thousand (!) pounds. This thing is so bad@ss it'll survive a direct "newkular" strike. It will still be around after humans evolve out of existence and there's nothing left but the cockroaches. Yeah baby, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
[Actually, it's for hauling around the barrel that contains soiled goose pool water, but it never hurts to over-engineer.]