- Have at least a grudging respect for the humans.
- Don't take any guff from the geese or dogs, but don't go looking for trouble, either.
- Treat the chicken ladies with the utmost respect and courtesy and, of course,
- Protect the chicken ladies from predators, overly playful dogs, and crotchety geese.
Those who try out for the position and prove themselves unqualified will report to Le Creuset for a future, one-time assignment.
[pic: two of the White Leghorn chicks]