7.21.2008

the craigslist advert

Granola crunching, hippie roosters - free to GOOD home


Reply to: *********@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-21, 1:11PM CDT

Okay, let’s be clear here: these are spoiled rotten roos. Hand-raised, free-ranging, organically fed. They will perch on your lap or shoulder if you sit still. Sicilian Buttercups, four months old, brood-mates. “Thug 1” is, to be blunt, a horn-dawg, and will... ahh... express his hormonal urges on anything that will allow. “Thug 2” is very protective of the ladies, but otherwise a sweetheart. When we bought them as chicks, we were assured they were female, but that turned out not to be the case. Ah well!

Because these are spoiled rotten roos, and trusting of humans (and accustomed to a cushy life), please DO NOT contact me if you want to use these birds for lab experiments, cage raising, or cock-fighting trainers. Take one or both, but only to raise them to fatten and eat, and/or to keep your chicken girls happy. Serious inquiries only. Urban chicken raisers, please note that these roos do crow in the mornings and late afternoons, so check your local ordinances first. Pickup in the ***** area.




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