
Then there is Miss Cecily, the goose with a slow heart beat, indeterminate gender (we got x-rays to prove it), and arthritis. There is no such thing as a free puppy and the same goes for a $12 goose. Her arthritis was preventing her from keeping up with the rest of the flock. As such, she became the goose who got left behind and therefore became the goose we had to pick up and hand deliver to the non-stop goose party. At first she would try and run but the arthritis made that hard, so then she'd just sit and wait for us to pick her up. Last Fall she developed an illness whose effects included weight loss and a inflexibility that prevented her from sleeping normally or preening herself. She is definitely part of the underdog clan and now has the healthcare plan that the rest of us can’t get through Congress.
We tried many remedies and several vets. It finally came to the point where we decided to put her down and D.A. took her to our primary vet for the last trip. The vet in question knows us and we have even rubbed shoulders socially (it is a small town) so he asked for a one-day reprieve for Cecily while he called a newly acquainted university specialist. The result? Our $12 goose is on a strong free-radical scavenging drug* and getting fed extra calories & supplements through a tube 3 times a day. Now you understand the picture. Cecily is in our version of the semi-private hospital room with the requisite TV privileges and noisy neighbors (us).
We are running the island of misfit toys but for geese, chickens, and peahens and, before you ask, we have no vacancies. That is the official answer but even that answer is imperfect just like us.
*DMSO - used by humans, horses and dogs but Cecily is the first goose test case.
[pic: Miss Cecily watching the History Channel.]
The photo of Ms. Cecily watching tv is priceless. Made my day. :)
ReplyDeleteY'all just think of everything! You even set up the ticker at the bottom of the television screen! Is she deaf, as well? Or - is she learning how to spell? I love it!!! LOL But most of all - I hope this latest effort brings total success. She's earning it!
ReplyDeleteOh I love it. I have my own collection of misfits-it might make me a bad farmer, but I like to think it makes us good people. Good luck to you Cecily!
ReplyDeleteShe now probably knows more about World War II than any goose alive today.
ReplyDelete@ WeldrBrat -The closed captioning is for us elder humans. It keeps us from saying "what did they just say?" constantly to each other.
ReplyDelete@happydog - She is also up on the current weather patterns. Today she was watching the weather channel. I wonder if she is planning to migrate to a nicer climate like San Diego?
Dear Cecily.
ReplyDeleteWhere's her remote?
You two are awesome farmers.
And Cecily is a pioneer on the frontier of science and medicine!
If San Diego is her destination, we'll be happy to give her a tour... the Zoo, Legoland, the Sony Store...
ReplyDeleteDid the vet actually prescribe TV time?
ReplyDeleteI am going to write to my representatives right now. "We want gender-uncertain Texas goose healthcare and we want it now!"...Hm. That may not not chant well.
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