Chicken on My Shoulder

[Sung to the tune of John Denver's "Sunshine on My Shoulders"]

"Chicken on my shoulder makes me happy
Chicken pecking my eye can make me cry
Chicken on the water gets real pissy
Chicken almost always makes me hiiiiiiigh... "

Yes, I am the human chicken roost.


Of Mice and Various Snakes and new Duck Feed Station

As mentioned in the previous post, our region is experiencing a near-Biblical plague of mice. "It's due to all the moisture we had...